You are so embarrassing, Grandma! Maybe the French enjoy seeing crazy old ladies naked but we wish they’d stop encouraging this behavior. It was thrilling seeing Sharon Stone’s muffin nearly 2 decades ago, but when you need enough Photoshop to render you unrecognizable to even show your face, it’s probably not a good idea to flash your titties.
And yet, here she is, on the cover and in the pages of Paris Match parading her plastic chest bags and spreading her glistening legs (which look just as plastic-y!). The only thing that should make a woman her age spread her legs like that is an early bird special or a sale down at the flea market.
