So, a sex tape supposedly featuring Rihanna was just sent to me. It looks suspiciously like the nude photos from a month ago which is why I'm pretty positive it's a more sexy girl than the real Rihanna. Also, I'm pretty sure Rihanna wouldn't go the tired night vision route, and at the very least, Jay-Z would be in the background drinking champagne out of a golden sneaker like he's interested but could just as easily make a sandwich.